the final words on the gonzo media archives., though we will resurface like a phoenix from the ashes,... good bye.,..
The Futurist Manifesto
F. T. Marinetti, 1909
We have been up all night, my friends and I, beneath mosque lamps whose brass cupolas are bright as our souls, because like them they were illuminated by the internal glow of electric hearts. And trampling underfoot our native sloth on opulent Persian carpets, we have been discussing right up to the limits of logic and scrawling the paper with demented writing.
Our hearts were filled with an immense pride at feeling ourselves standing quite alone, like lighthouses or like the sentinels in an outpost, facing the army of enemy stars encamped in their celestial bivouacs. Alone with the engineers in the infernal stokeholes of great ships, alone with the black spirits which rage in the belly of rogue locomotives, alone with the drunkards beating their wings against the walls.
Then we were suddenly distracted by the rumbling of huge double decker trams that went leaping by, streaked with light like the villages celebrating their festivals, which the Po in flood suddenly knocks down and uproots, and, in the rapids and eddies of a deluge, drags down to the sea.
Then the silence increased. As we listened to the last faint prayer of the old canal and the crumbling of the bones of the moribund palaces with their green growth of beard, suddenly the hungry automobiles roared beneath our windows.
`Come, my friends!' I said. `Let us go! At last Mythology and the mystic cult of the ideal have been left behind. We are going to be present at the birth of the centaur and we shall soon see the first angels fly! We must break down the gates of life to test the bolts and the padlocks! Let us go! Here is they very first sunrise on earth! Nothing equals the splendor of its red sword which strikes for the first time in our millennial darkness.'
We went up to the three snorting machines to caress their breasts. I lay along mine like a corpse on its bier, but I suddenly revived again beneath the steering wheel - a guillotine knife - which threatened my stomach. A great sweep of madness brought us sharply back to ourselves and drove us through the streets, steep and deep, like dried up torrents. Here and there unhappy lamps in the windows taught us to despise our mathematical eyes. `Smell,' I exclaimed, `smell is good enough for wild beasts!'
And we hunted, like young lions, death with its black fur dappled with pale crosses, who ran before us in the vast violet sky, palpable and living.
And yet we had no ideal Mistress stretching her form up to the clouds, nor yet a cruel Queen to whom to offer our corpses twisted into the shape of Byzantine rings! No reason to die unless it is the desire to be rid of the too great weight of our courage!
We drove on, crushing beneath our burning wheels, like shirt-collars under the iron, the watch dogs on the steps of the houses.
Death, tamed, went in front of me at each corner offering me his hand nicely, and sometimes lay on the ground with a noise of creaking jaws giving me velvet glances from the bottom of puddles.
`Let us leave good sense behind like a hideous husk and let us hurl ourselves, like fruit spiced with pride, into the immense mouth and breast of the world! Let us feed the unknown, not from despair, but simply to enrich the unfathomable reservoirs of the Absurd!'
As soon as I had said these words, I turned sharply back on my tracks with the mad intoxication of puppies biting their tails, and suddenly there were two cyclists disapproving of me and tottering in front of me like two persuasive but contradictory reasons. Their stupid swaying got in my way. What a bore! Pouah! I stopped short, and in disgust hurled myself - vlan! - head over heels in a ditch.
Oh, maternal ditch, half full of muddy water! A factory gutter! I savored a mouthful of strengthening muck which recalled the black teat of my Sudanese nurse!
As I raised my body, mud-spattered and smelly, I felt the red hot poker of joy deliciously pierce my heart. A crowd of fishermen and gouty naturalists crowded terrified around this marvel. With patient and tentative care they raised high enormous grappling irons to fish up my car, like a vast shark that had run aground. It rose slowly leaving in the ditch, like scales, its heavy coachwork of good sense and its upholstery of comfort.
We thought it was dead, my good shark, but I woke it with a single caress of its powerful back, and it was revived running as fast as it could on its fins.
Then with my face covered in good factory mud, covered with metal scratches, useless sweat and celestial grime, amidst the complaint of staid fishermen and angry naturalists, we dictated our first will and testament to all the living men on earth.
MANIFESTO OF FUTURISM
We want to sing the love of danger, the habit of energy and rashness.
The essential elements of our poetry will be courage, audacity and revolt.
Literature has up to now magnified pensive immobility, ecstasy and slumber. We want to exalt movements of aggression, feverish sleeplessness, the double march, the perilous leap, the slap and the blow with the fist.
We declare that the splendor of the world has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed. A racing automobile with its bonnet adorned with great tubes like serpents with explosive breath ... a roaring motor car which seems to run on machine-gun fire, is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace.
We want to sing the man at the wheel, the ideal axis of which crosses the earth, itself hurled along its orbit.
The poet must spend himself with warmth, glamour and prodigality to increase the enthusiastic fervor of the primordial elements.
Beauty exists only in struggle. There is no masterpiece that has not an aggressive character. Poetry must be a violent assault on the forces of the unknown, to force them to bow before man.
We are on the extreme promontory of the centuries! What is the use of looking behind at the moment when we must open the mysterious shutters of the impossible? Time and Space died yesterday. We are already living in the absolute, since we have already created eternal, omnipresent speed.
We want to glorify war - the only cure for the world - militarism, patriotism, the destructive gesture of the anarchists, the beautiful ideas which kill, and contempt for woman.
We want to demolish museums and libraries, fight morality, feminism and all opportunist and utilitarian cowardice.
We will sing of the great crowds agitated by work, pleasure and revolt; the multi-colored and polyphonic surf of revolutions in modern capitals: the nocturnal vibration of the arsenals and the workshops beneath their violent electric moons: the gluttonous railway stations devouring smoking serpents; factories suspended from the clouds by the thread of their smoke; bridges with the leap of gymnasts flung across the diabolic cutlery of sunny rivers: adventurous steamers sniffing the horizon; great-breasted locomotives, puffing on the rails like enormous steel horses with long tubes for bridle, and the gliding flight of aeroplanes whose propeller sounds like the flapping of a flag and the applause of enthusiastic crowds.
It is in Italy that we are issuing this manifesto of ruinous and incendiary violence, by which we today are founding Futurism, because we want to deliver Italy from its gangrene of professors, archaeologists, tourist guides and antiquaries.
Italy has been too long the great second-hand market. We want to get rid of the innumerable museums which cover it with innumerable cemeteries.
Museums, cemeteries! Truly identical in their sinister juxtaposition of bodies that do not know each other. Public dormitories where you sleep side by side for ever with beings you hate or do not know. Reciprocal ferocity of the painters and sculptors who murder each other in the same museum with blows of line and color. To make a visit once a year, as one goes to see the graves of our dead once a year, that we could allow! We can even imagine placing flowers once a year at the feet of the Gioconda! But to take our sadness, our fragile courage and our anxiety to the museum every day, that we cannot admit! Do you want to poison yourselves? Do you want to rot?
What can you find in an old picture except the painful contortions of the artist trying to break uncrossable barriers which obstruct the full expression of his dream?
To admire an old picture is to pour our sensibility into a funeral urn instead of casting it forward with violent spurts of creation and action. Do you want to waste the best part of your strength in a useless admiration of the past, from which you will emerge exhausted, diminished, trampled on?
Indeed daily visits to museums, libraries and academies (those cemeteries of wasted effort, calvaries of crucified dreams, registers of false starts!) is for artists what prolonged supervision by the parents is for intelligent young men, drunk with their own talent and ambition.
For the dying, for invalids and for prisoners it may be all right. It is, perhaps, some sort of balm for their wounds, the admirable past, at a moment when the future is denied them. But we will have none of it, we, the young, strong and living Futurists!
Let the good incendiaries with charred fingers come! Here they are! Heap up the fire to the shelves of the libraries! Divert the canals to flood the cellars of the museums! Let the glorious canvases swim ashore! Take the picks and hammers! Undermine the foundation of venerable towns!
The oldest among us are not yet thirty years old: we have therefore at least ten years to accomplish our task. When we are forty let younger and stronger men than we throw us in the waste paper basket like useless manuscripts! They will come against us from afar, leaping on the light cadence of their first poems, clutching the air with their predatory fingers and sniffing at the gates of the academies the good scent of our decaying spirits, already promised to the catacombs of the libraries.
But we shall not be there. They will find us at last one winter's night in the depths of the country in a sad hangar echoing with the notes of the monotonous rain, crouched near our trembling aeroplanes, warming our hands at the wretched fire which our books of today will make when they flame gaily beneath the glittering flight of their pictures.
They will crowd around us, panting with anguish and disappointment, and exasperated by our proud indefatigable courage, will hurl themselves forward to kill us, with all the more hatred as their hearts will be drunk with love and admiration for us. And strong healthy Injustice will shine radiantly from their eyes. For art can only be violence, cruelty, injustice.
The oldest among us are not yet thirty, and yet we have already wasted treasures, treasures of strength, love, courage and keen will, hastily, deliriously, without thinking, with all our might, till we are out of breath.
Look at us! We are not out of breath, our hearts are not in the least tired. For they are nourished by fire, hatred and speed! Does this surprise you? it is because you do not even remember being alive! Standing on the world's summit, we launch once more our challenge to the stars!
Your objections? All right! I know them! Of course! We know just what our beautiful false intelligence affirms: `We are only the sum and the prolongation of our ancestors,' it says. Perhaps! All right! What does it matter? But we will not listen! Take care not to repeat those infamous words! Instead, lift up your head!
Standing on the world's summit we launch once again our insolent challenge to the stars!
bon soir.,
thanks for all the laughs.,
good night, bon soir.
we are tired
&
we are bored.
this is the final signing off.,
cheers.
hector "hollywood" swanson.,
xx.,
happy new year gonzoids.,
The aim of gonzo media has always been to compile archives of art work, of articles, of short stories and the ever present cultural references, society unearthed, put back together, taken apart by a thousand hands.,
it's been a good year. all of us here at the desk have been happy surprised with the random snippets of society that have rolled in to us.,
great. so we have moved to set up a new archive - same idea - just another year so another site., you will find it at www.gonzogallery.blogspot.com .,
see you there where we also present an exhibition of world art "artists of the world unite".,
happy new year and thanks for all the gems., you crazy diamonds you.,
hesq.,
REVEALED : the strange conversations in the "art" community.,
Dear All,
Just a quick note to say --
I have been nominated for New Scottish Writer of the Year 2009 for my work with Read This, One Night Stanzas and my own writing. The awards are decided by public vote and since by nomination came in late, I am trailing quite a bit! Can I ask you all a huge favour and get you to go to the following website and give me your vote? I am the only young writer on the list, the only Edinburgh writer, and one of only two poets. It would be a huge boost to Read This, too. Please do just take a couple of seconds and respond to the poll (right hand side of the site!).
http://www.realradio-scotland.co.uk/events/nomination-criteria-for-our-svas-2009-fedc/best-new-scottish-writer-2009/dut4esd1/
Thanks to all of you! Read This will now stop clogging your inboxes!
All best wishes,
Claire Askew
Poetry Co-Ordinator'this collection'poetry@thiscollection.com
Editor in ChiefRead This Magazinewww.readthismagazine.co.uk
Editor in ChiefOne Night Stanzaswww.onenightstanzas.com
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claire.,
you write me asking for my vote in the upcoming "new poet of the year awards 2009..." . what is this you are trying for, the X factor. the poet is not some canvassing electable candidate. a good poem as bukowski would have said is like a "good hot beer shit, it's just done, there it is, nothing to analyse..." to be a good poet - a poet of the year as you might say - is not to get the most votes (! i feel a fool for even saying this!)... there is no scale on which to judge... you know this in your heart? i guess you do.. but perhaps you're a poet like obama, breaking rules and boundaries without saying a single honest heart felt word and standing unashamed for all to see..? when the beautiful art of poetry is corrupted through the canvassing of votes i humbly put the point that it is time to make your own path, to rise above your own vanity and forge a way that is the truth that is honest and not be subdued and personally degraded as an artist by the ugly art of P.R. and canvassing votes. ee cummings (a poet - if you know, i'm sure you do) once said "seeker of truth follow no paths for all paths lead where truth is here..." he was right. the poet was never meant to chase votes or follow opinion polls, no, the poet ought to forge the way following their own great mysterious light and by following that light with all their heart and life make it known through the beauty and magic of their art, not through calculations of votes and swaying a silent listening majority, the poet ought instead to give to their loved ones, those strange collections of audiences, a part of themselves for ever to keep, to give without generousity their whole being and not ask for anything in return, not barter for their votes but give them surprising beauty through the truthfulness of their words. i also want to ask you, "how long have you been a poet"? one year, two years, or in 2009 or 2487 have you come of maturity, come of age? no, you have been a poet and an artist, a secret traveller of the heart since you were born.. no vote can change that. no election can decide whether or not it's true... so i ask you to abandon this display of vanity and once more take up the path of the poet. a poet is not a piece of paper, a poet is not an election result, a poet seeks not to sway opinion through barter but through truth and beauty, a poet is not made in a year or a century but reflects the wild currents of their times in ways that surpass the meaning of their words (and here is the lyric, the magic, the song of their words.. you know this claire i'm sure you do,..) i have taken the liberty of copying this footnote in the evolution of culture to those whom you sent this message to. i'm sure you wouldn't mind. before i sign off, i want you to listen to it from another of our brethren say it better than i ever could... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NIoXV-HXobo yours sincerley, a trouble-worried loving heart,. hesq.,
REPLY FROM CLAIRE ASKEW :
Thanks for sending this round 1/3 of the RT mailing list, Gonzo. This morning I woke up to 99 emails in my inbox (I shit you not) -- mostly messages of support telling me what a pretentious dick you were, and to ignore you.
Since you ask -- I was nominated based on my writing, and also for my work with RT, One Night Stanzas and various other projects around Edinburgh. Were I not a deserving candidate, I wouldn't have been nominated (but if you don't believe me, Google "Claire Askew" + poet and see what comes up). As for the public vote thing -- yes, it's open to abuse, and I wish there was a little profile or something on there so people could see my writing, but really, I was asking people on the RT mailing list to vote for me based on their opinion of Read This. If you don't think RT deserves an award, just don't vote. It's fairly simple.
I'll take you off the mailing list so you don't get anything else that flings you into laughable diatribe (I dread to think how long you spent writing this garbage -- some of the people who emailed me back had obviously read it all... I'm afraid I got pretty bored pretty quick). And you don't really need to contact us again -- every time we've had a submission from you, we've had a good laugh at how terrible it is, but we can live without that little distraction in future I think.
Best of luck on your, er, righteous path...!
Claire...
A heady mix., c/o : Dr. Zimbadean.,
Agoraphobia. Cabin fever. Endemic paranoia. Nightmare wet dreams of anarchy. Fantasies of ultra-violence directed at the innocent.
A Cocktail recipe for A heady mix.
And Garnished with out of body experiences of seemingly random criminal acts and wild displays of poetic terrorism. Shaking with screaming eyes and hands the sleepers from their sleep.
But when analysed and replayed in the deep cold sweat of curled foetal shivering listening to the heart beat erratically it makes a perfect sense...
The mall creature is clawing back its own identity. The mall creature has been bent too far out of shape and it lurches between insane acts of social violence and docile servility. Like a pendulum counting out the internal time till ground zero is reached once more on the face of this clock, heaving within the restraints of the numerals printed - like an undisciphered code - in a clear black font mapping out legal legitimate time for all to see. But what horrors are being suppressed within the lurid and pornographic time zone of the cult of the Shopping Mall? What sacrifice will the 2 for 1 offer eventually ask of each and every one of its Faithful followers? What can the subliminal command "70% discount on selected lines for a limited time only" possibly mean in the mind of a mall creature?
Time as an index of value. Value being denoted by temporal points of reference,. inflation when value increases over time and deflation when values decrease over time. What can our mall creature make of this? Time no longer the passage through space but its evacuation. And as our Mall Creature prepares for the final evacuation of space to pass into the realm of pure relative value denoted by time, what will it be forced to leave behind? When value no longer refers to space and its contents but time and its control what will Mall Creature mutate into? Some kind of super rubix-cube covered in temporal destinations over laid with abstracted values? Is the Mall Creature a Time Traveller, a Temoral Nomadic Being escaped the bondage of space, or a Victim of the Total War against its own sense of Time, warped into a state of semi-comprehension constantly obeying contradictory commands?
Eventually the imbalances will cause the rift to erupt into a series of seamless tragedies. An exhibition of atrocities. A house of vile energies. The mall creature must keep silent, masking what’s within; for if it shared its inner emptiness it would be in a constant state of implosion : like a black hole, taking all the light with it on that suffocating inner journey to the centre of where it started out from.
Is it possible that We live in a society of black holes that wear more and more glitter and shiny things to avert attention from what is going on underneath?
Perhaps. Perhaps not. But whatever else you don't do., please Mix this cocktail with care and discretion.
Inevitably though., Whatever happens, one day sooner than you'd think, even the mall creature will refuse its consent, or else be swallowed into the void of its own non-being.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROn_9302UHg*
Dr. Zimbadean., (a leading psycho-analyst at the insititute for consumer well-being and part time voodoo witch-doctor).
celebrity end game., c/o : the deep blue dreams.,
what ever you may or may not think about all this, it sells. somewhere inside the majority want to see someone else suffer, witness with a tight stomach another person's demise. plato always maintained that democracy would descend into tyranny. he was speaking of a city state but the meaning applies here as well. the majority have decided that it is fit to display images of grotesque personal suffering in the public sphere, and not only that, consent to profits being made from the act of doing so. what is it about a fully grown woman facing the end of her life in a bathroom and breaking down - not hysterically, just with the inevitability of it all - that makes us fork out our wallets and hand over the cash..? the tyranny of the eye. television - literally vision at a distance. real enough to feel but far enough away not to make any difference to our own lives.
but the celebrity cult is constantly in danger of loosing its shock factor. just like the economy requires inflation to maintain its steady pace (if prices are constantly rising - especially if they rise quicker than real wages do - the buyer is encouraged to buy now now now now always now not tomorrow... and therein lies the danger of deflation., that consumption might slow down, that people might not spend spend spend but sit tight and wait for prices to fall - cutting profits - and if this were to continue for long enough the whole system would come to a standstill... remember that...) . but the celebrity industry is a mirror of the economy in reverse. its not inflation that drives it but deflation, or degradation. the quest is to find out how far people are prepared to degrade themselves and their privacy to be famous. the "game shows" where celebrities are made fools - big brother to name one where even elected MPs have partaken - where they eat insects, perform acts that would not be out of place in hard core dominatrix porn movies., and all to stay in the public eye. of course, its not really that which they seek., they are bought, they do so at a price (orwell "a bought mind is a spoiled mind"). they are paid big money to do these things but all the while its generally hush hush that its not the public eye they desire (though some do i suspect) . in truth it is the public who wants to feel like they own the celebrities. and that's really the whole point of this grand sharade. when we see these human beings degrading themselves they are in our hands., or at least in our field of vision. they entertain us. we think, i won't do that. we think they're just like us and that brings us hope in our trampled down futile solitary lives., yes this is the essence of the celebrity cult. we pay for it so that we can relieve ourselves of the guilt of not living our own lives the way we had dreamed them to be and so we make them suffer in front of us... its worth remembering that christianity - undoubtedly the religion of the western consumer world is fundmentally based on human sacrifice - jesus died in agony to save us from our sins...
jade goody does have cancer and it is spreading. but there is a metaphoric cancer also that she has succumbed to. a recent series of the big brother program was getting pretty bad ratings. basically people had figured out that it was boring. so jade goody was brought in adhoc almost it must have seemed to viewers, and within minutes of entering the big brother house she was making racist slurs against an attractive indian film star. of course in a country such as the uk where racism is endemic (to the point where we have our own ministry of truth which dictates what we can and cannot say - goes under the general name of political correctness but do not miss what it truly is, it is censorship of speach to a terrifying degree that requires us to "duck speak" whenever confronted with someone who is not white middle class and fairly well educated and institutionalised - in other words we repeat words and thoughts that we were told to use in these situations., positive discrimination is one of the ministry's greatest acheivements., and jesus wept., )
now before this drifts into the realms of a tirade,. let me tie it back together. the celebrity culture and the economy is the story of jade goody. jade goody once heralded as a working class hero for being the most popular person in a house where she and other "contestants" were incaserated, watched by uncountable cameras and on the other end uncountable eyes, where the contestants were deliberately encouraged to fall out and argue (live pain and hurt are good for tv ratings)., then after she'd sold all the newspapers and filthy rags that she could she was reintroduced as a racist (something which we are allowed by law to hate, and more importantly to publically get together and hate - this also sells newspapers...) and now finally the circle is complete. we can't hate someone who has cancer. that would be un-PC as the jargon goes, it would be too wrong to hate someone for whatever reason who now has cancer and is prepared to publically humiliate herself and share all her trivial concerns. and so now we in our hearts make the transition back again to loving her, poor her, how she is suffering. and we become complicit to the whole pantomime., and though i do not wish to be the voice of cruel truth surely it's sadder that kids all around the world are dying of thirst or diseases that we can cure simply because we don't really care as much as we do about this grotesque maronnete
perhaps next, after a "black" president the usa can vote in a man who is actually suffering from terminal cancer, with only a matter of weeks or days to live after his puppet inauguration, perhaps then the nation would know what it is to love... positive discrimination is another way of terming nationalism., or today, the requirements of the consumer society. each week several people are refused entry to the UK on the grounds of their political or social beliefs, yet as a nation we are happy - in fact pay - to watch a pathetic woman dying without any dignity in our own living rooms... and what's more, we sleep just fine after watching it...
so here's a clip of this woman :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krpFoZN8nSs .
perhaps we're all secretly glad that she's been taken down a notch. who did she think she was anyway. someone like that was probably bound to get cancer it can't be totally random, i mean take smokers, they deserve it too... or maybe, her death is ours. perhaps we all share in the crime. or perhaps, just maybe, this is the beginning of the end game of the celebrity cult.
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good news for the GonZ., Florida's new Honorary Mayor, Sammie GonZo Mays.,
the video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSmgkJEyYnU
If it looks like a duck, walks like a
duck, and quacks like a duck,
it’s probably one of those obnoxious
rubber chickens.
Seems like only yesterday that I
was Roto-Rootered on U.S. 1 when
another car careened into my SUV.
Now, several months later, my doctor
is actually trying to wean the
pain meds from my hot, happy
little hands.
Can’t say as I blame ‘em, though.
Guess it’s a bit unsettling to see
your patient running around clutching
a rubber chicken and proclaiming
to be the new “Mayor”of the
Conch Republic.
Now for those of you who don’t
know your island history, you gotta
understand that we’re not talkin’
about just any old skanky rubber
chicken. We’re talkin’ about THE
Official, Honest-To-Goodness Florida
Keys Mayoral Rubber Chicken! And
the person who holds THE Florida
Keys Mayoral Rubber Chicken, also
holds the title of “Mayor” of the
Florida Keys.
And that, my friends, would now
be me!
Captain Al Flutie was the longest
reigning Mayor in the history of the
Florida Keys. He held THE Mayoral
Rubber Chicken and honorary office
for some thirty years. Dave Whitney,
former Publisher/Editor of the Free
Press, told me that after Flutie's
death, THE Official Florida Keys
Mayoral Rubber Chicken was auctioned
off for a whopping $18,000!
Of course being “Mayor”isn’t
about the money; it’s about all the
free cocktails. But beware: due to
the island’s unique electoral process
(i.e: he who holds THE Rubber
Chicken holds the title of “Mayor”)
the Mayor should always be very
wary of rubber chicken scams that
involve alcohol.
Anyone obsessively ogling the
chicken while buying rounds of
drinks is, most likely, an aspiring
politician and chicken thief. As the
Mayor slowly gets stewed, this no
good wing dinger is known to fly in
and grab THE Mayoral Rubber
Chicken right from under the nose
of the bleary-eyed and very hammered
Mayor. Then it’s bye-bye
office!
I am now seriously considering
having the chicken surgically
attached.
So far being the Mayor has kept
me busy struttin’ my stuff and making
promises I have no intention of
keeping. If my Rum Runner
Investiture Party at the Whistle Stop
Pub in Islamorada is any indication
of things to come, well, I spose I’ll
be doing a lot of cocktailing.
In the meantime, I need to clear
something up. Although Monroe
County Mayor Mario Di Gennaro
and I share the same moniker, our
job descriptions couldn’t be more
different.
Mayor Di Gennaro deals with the
more serious day-to-day operations
of the County -- so please direct
any gripes, moans and groans to
his office.
On the other hand, because I
was elected by chicken proxy and
deal with only surreal issues – please
send any and all invitations for dinner,
parties, public appearances,
yachting excursions and donations
to my office which is located at a
number of fine watering holes
throughout the Keys. Oh, and if
you’d like to receive one free political
favor from Mayor GoNzO , just
visit my website and mention that
you read it in TRAVELHOST. Cocka-
doodle-do!
Sammie Mays resides in the Florida
Keys and is a critically acclaimed
“Gonzo” writer (voted two-years running
"Favorite Writer" by The Mississippi
Press). Former celebrity desk reporter
for the National Enquirer, the Gonz is
a regular contributor for TRAVELHOST
Florida Keys & Key West and is also
the host for "Spotlight on the Keys"
on COMCAST Cable Channel 5. You
can reach her at :
Mayor@GonzoIsland.com
Gonzo Girl On The Loose:
Oh, Hell The New Mayor!
"Gonzo Girl" Journalist, Sammie Mays
Website : http://www.gonzoisland.com/ .
sammie mays, the gonzo girl wears beard of bees...
http://saminthekeys.com/BeeBeard.aspx .
the only cocktail that's guaranteed to make you feel surreal...
the sweetest tori amos...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRrbzs1lGME&feature=PlayList&p=2EDF38E67C7530F9&index=1 .
lets go...high high happy happy ho ho...
and on that note, here's one to watch, the gillyflowers, a great scotch band.,
here, in the voodoo rooms, edina., http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=835aTcjYF2o .,
here, on their myspace - more mellow than the live show above : http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=386878991 .,
dolls always whizzgiggled at me... c/o : Guesswork site..
http://www.guesswork.ca/blog/?p=284
i guess your guess is as good as ours...
Erotic supper on the beach at Aguadulce., c/o Geoff Cervantes.,
"the day i swam the channel"., c/o : geoff cervantes.,
Geoff Cervantes says "Probably my greatest artistic acheivment... I've always wanted to be a fish."
to see more of Cervantes' work, please visit his own site : www.artmajeur.com/axis . it's a stunning journey through the mind of a surrealist., and one you can't fail to enjoy.
a true classic c/o : lee whiteman.
The Great People Bailout - opinions an overview
"The Banks have given us a stark lesson in self-castration" said Alistair Darling at a hastily assembled press conference "so we've decided to save ourselves a lot of money and give £5,000 to every man, woman and child irrespective of wealth, job status or legal recognition as a UK citizen."
The £300bn reappropriation - which represents approximately 20% of the UK median wage - signals recognition by the government that the fundamentals of the economy are shifting and in ways too unpredictable and complex for one government or sector of sperm-bloated irresponsibility to decide on its own. It is hoped that by diffusing the bailout in a series of lump sum grants the decision will help shift the economy onto a footing that people would rather see it go.
"For too long we've been behoven to a bunch of public school schisters deciding the fate of humanity. It's time for a squeeze of economic democracy" Darling added, himself squeezing Gordon Brown's knee.
As well as extended binges, mass polo matches and clumsy street parties, the decision is seen as a test of whether people really knows what's good for them.
"Everyone knows the UK public is brainwashed to the eyeballs on a daily diet of talent contests and bullshit propogated by the overly paid and morally destitute. What we're interested in seeing is if people cast off the shackles and work together to forge a society that is a little more human and a little less grimy" A leading psychiologist noted before ripping off a lab coat, shitting in his hand and smearing "You've no self knowledge" on a nearby Mercedes.
Optimism has reached the UK from south west France where a similar scheme was launched to bribe people into not voting for far-right leader Jean-Marie LePenn. "We took it hook, line and sinker" said Jacques LeFruit "alzo' instead of spending money ourselve we combine in a mighty collective way and invest in projets de communites."
Much of this, M. LeFruit describes went into the highly successful Marechal Petain appreciation society with the slogan "Les 68ards ne savent pas de quelle cote leurs baguettes sont beurres" therefore conflating two episodes of history into a single prescient political point. "It was a great example of somezing people really want to see and most important it come from ze people."
Humanist optimists on this side of the Channel are hoping for savings and loan trusts, rural commerce and indigenous welfare to thrive.
"Yeah, we're all for an Indigens revival. Never the same since they broke up in the 70s" said Spinal Pete amongst the wafts of a fan shirt that hadn't been washed since then either.
Not surprisingly Darling's announcement caused a storm in the Commons, with several MPs astonished at the diminuation of centralised control. A refutation to which Gordon Brown was scornfully smug "I've spent a lot time telling the public that no one knows how to spend their money better than me. Besides, we've undereducated folk for long enough now that they understand that collective voluntary actions are the stuff of tooth fairy idealism and can never really actually happen."
Nevertheless, a poster campaign encouraging community investment will see the soon-to-be-not Prime Minister winking from a thousand 30 foot blilboards "Remember your schools!"
Other initiatives belied the government's professed faith in the will of the People. "What we're trying to avoid," boomed Alistair Darling from the loud speaker of a helicopter specially comissioned to fly over middle and lower England "is that people think that this money is in any way enough. For goodness sake, do not stop working, drinking or ignoring each other five days of the week "your Economy has never needed you more than now!"
A bout of non-descript warbling could be heard from the direction of Hazel Blears until the fascist Terrier was scissor kicked in the jaw by a protestor now flush with legal expenses.
hallelujah for the shopping mall generation.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iP17undSOek
how did they screw up this song while possessing a puppet with such a technically good voice. and what are all the theatrical hand gestures about... and when it kicks in with the hollow metallic backing the less said the better and then when you thought it couldn't grate any more the "judges" - who are they by the way?- chime in with the real perfomance, but the crew cut van dam wannabe got it right "unbelievable.." i agree, and so here it is, hallelejah for the shopping mall generation. perhaps a nice spin off from this competition could be credit cards that spontaneously burst into scratchy renditions of this song every time the card is swiped in a shop cash register, at which point streamers could explode from behind the till where upon the shop assistant bursts into tears flinging her arms up in the air yes you've done it, you are a customer. the satisfied customer leaves, the process only to be repeated with the next customer though it won't take away from the effect of it all. shopping malls as government approved rock n roll... bring it on.
... i guess the only good that can have come out of this is that leonard will be living it up for a while to come on the royalties... have a good one leonard, for us all...
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i guess it's only fair to include a decent cover of the song for the sake of comparison and to restore some kind of hope in our fellow man... so here it is, a beauty, and you even get the feeling that he really does mean it, one guy and his guitar, beating out the notes of his heart, r.i.p. dream brother... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0wxj0B7vsss .
that x factor sl*t to sales has the same dazed look of incomprehension that a lottery winner has, a millionaire on who wants to be a millionaire (see http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HsW_WfJCYy8 , it's hard not to be drawn in as she takes her bows, the hysteria, the insane justice handed out by, in fact of a number of clips that could have been chosen this one topped the list because the ritual makes more sense in a foreign language, we all secretly want to be a millionare, don't we? and here's another in english equally absurd when you consider it in reality, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tAmCYTvfJjU&feature=related)... but seriously, why even write these things, why even bring them back into the mind, these more than obvious comparisons, why, well, so that we don't forget what is what.
someone else said it better :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ&feature=related .
its something that never ceases to amaze. the usa, a world power. perhaps the greatest world power owes its position to one act. in the mid 1940s the us airforce dropped two atomic bombs on highly populated urban areas. fact. tens of thousands were instantly killed. fact. hundreds of thousands died on cancers in the coming years. fact. this was a war crime. fact. this was a crime against humanity. fact. very little in the usa has changed since then. fact. the usa owes its position of world dominance to its massive arsenal of weaponary. fact. the usa still is currently engaged in an illegal war - already death count on civilians totals over 1million in iraq alone - in order to gain control of oil supplies. fact. the us administration showed itself to arogant in the face of this - re: Greenspan "I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely about oil"... Greenspan seems to suggest that he is saddened merely because it is politically inconvenient to say thus.
The administrations changed hands last week with hugs and kisses and big camera smiles. fact. the two party system is the usa is a joke. fact. one party differs from another only in their packaging and so many people are taken in by this stage play that it is still working. already the crimes of the last administration are being forgotten and put to rest. we must not allow this to happen. oh but with all this depression and me not being able to go out and buy things i dont need i havent got time to think about these things, anyway, what does it matter? who cares. who gives a store credit card for those lives lost? not i. i stand with the powerful. i believe whats easiest to believe. i want nothing more than to spend the next decades of my life swallowing experiences like micorwave meals and to buy spend and be happy watching MTV and BBC news when nothing else is on the watch box and i want more than i have already and i want to be happier than i've ever been and i want to spend my free time in a mall browsing through lines of garments i know were made by our slave labour forces but they're cheap and so i can forget or not think about those people - who are they anyway to complain, they're lucky we gave them jobs and freed them from their subsistence living... -and i want to come home and browse the internet shopping sites and load up virtual shopping carts while i wait for a meal to cook itself in the microwave and have stuff delivered to my front door and i want to go and watch plastic models in a thousand different versions of the same film on the weekends in the cinemas and i want to get a tingling feeling when we win again in the movie and the arab terrorists are blown up and shot down (payback for our boys in iraq) and murdered again and again for my consumption and for all of us cause it makes me feel a part of something bigger and better than i can buy - yet at least cause one day i might win the lottery and then i'd really be happy, real happy with a swimming pool and a house maybe in L.A. and i could see the stars in coffee shops where i'd drink starbucks but paris hilton would be there and i could just go the premiers of the movies and then i'd be happy all photographed on that red carpet, i could be a star, i could be in the movies, if maybe i just had some plastic surgery first, then i'd look better, then i'd look right, then i'd be happy, but till then i'm happy anyway cause why should i not be happy and why shouldnt i have what i want?...
and in the time it took you to read that some poeple would have died of thirst lacking water, people died of starvation, suffered in the sweat shops or looked forlorn at a clock on some factory wall and thought only 10 hours to go now and someone would have just been destroyed by a bomb and a mother lost a child and brother lost a sister or wedding party evaporated in the blast of a bomb and diseases we know how to cure has taken more lives and it continues but really, it's a price we can afford to pay so that we, so that i, can walk aimless following the glowing adverts with their plastic models around the galleries of a town sized mall and finally be on the road to happiness.
new initiates for the cult of finance,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S_uzYhmVIMg&feature=related .
the actions, behaviours and the blind faith of the majority in the market system, in economic theology, and the cults that it habours can more easily be understood when it is seen as a religious activity. the economy is all knowing. the economy can be benevolent but if not properly attended to with the necessary ritual sacrifices of human and natural resources then it can be wrathful as well. what the market gave it can take away. however whatever claims of injustice that can be made by non-believers the market system does encompass all that is good. even democracy, we are told by the high priests of the market and politics, requires a free market type system in place to be able to function. choice. choice is what the gods of the market give us. one thing that can help this transition to democratic rule, particularly in the vulnerable and developing world, is the acceptance of multi-national corporations as missionary-type gifts from the democratic world to bring jobs and new material wealth to groups of people who can only truly be understood as undeveloped savages practising unspeakable rituals such subsistence living. of course in return for the saving graces of the market system the necessary sacrifices will have to be made, such as the handing over of valuable natural resources to the free market whose distribution will be overseen by the high priests of the market for only they can truly understand where those resources are most needed.
there are certain difficulties of course. but, with a properly grounded faith these can be over come. just as the seeming contradictions of the christian faith - such as an all knowing all powerful all benevolent god - can be over come through faith or by simply ignoring them, so too can we over come certain contradictions in the messages of economic theology. for instance the seeming contradiction that the market system requires perfect information to operate while a great deal of time money and resources are used by many of the high priests to propegate false and misleading information. this seeming contradiction can be over come by trusting that the high priests understand what's best for their congragations. in fact only a novice in the religion would be capable of even perceiving this as a contradiction and many a charlatan has been caught out thus. for instance, this misinformation (which in other less advanced religions would be called lying) is often a means to boost consumption, which benefits the markets and so in turn benefits us all through its growth and the trickle down kindnesses it will in the future bestow on the faithful.
choice. while many other lesser religions lack a sense of choice our new market based religion offers us choice in such abundance that we can barely know where to start spending the tokens of faith that the market has bestowed on us. while christianity had one bible, now, in the new religion we have an almost infinite number of bibles which the believer can tailor to their own spiritual and physical requirements. however, the wisdom of the high priests is such that no matter what doctrine of faith any particular believer takes into their hearts, to live by, the fundamental message contained within the doctrine will be identical. so the real choice is whether or not to believe. but fortunately for the would be believer the high priests continually parade their material wealth in their day to day lives to show how greatly the market rewards its faithful followers. also, there is a very large part of the public flow of information (much of which is actually misinformation of course but only for the benefit of the markets and so can be seen as a positive in its outcome rather than deception or bait) that focuses its attentions on the details of the lives of the materially wealthy serves to reinforce the ideology of more is better and money - the trinkets our new religion, is the route to happiness.
even today in these dark times of depression, caused by a lack of credit and consumption, we can see that although some of the high priests made mistakes of judgement and many lesser people around the world will suffer greatly for this, that suffering is good and will help to cleanse us for the next coming of the great Boom and Bubble. For we had sinned and so we must accept the penance. Yes, houses will be repossessed and returned to the banks and mortgage lenders and will not be resold until the high priests in their wisdom think it fit.
And although it may seem to a novice in this religion that the cause and therefore the blame lies at the doors of the high priests (who still live in their palaces) this would be a mistake for although they did gamble the monies of those they lead with what may seem to an uninitiated on-looker a wreckless abandon it is their congragations that must suffer for the high priests were only acting in good faith trying to appease the great forces of the markets - and not only for themselves for see how they suffer each day in their work, but for us, for all people that they too, with enough faith, may benefit from the great market.
at the races... c/o : hector "hollywood" swanson.
the horse
no{t} one body
for sure
but i did :
and saw through
wild/wide eyes/surprised
my very own
ho{pes} rse rise
to take the late{st}
hedge alive.
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hector "hollywood" swanson - at the races.
a toast in the ten bells., brick lane london.
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haikus from hesq.,
The Blinkered Working Horse
A horse grown restless
Behind his half drawn shutters
Shakes his white deity.
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And Revolution
There is always one
Drop in every cloud that will call
Its final
Shot and hurtle its dissent.
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Tiananmen Square
In Tiananmen Square
A tank stopped and the whole
World watched it there.
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hesq.,
beautiful illustrations c/o : Colin McAllister...
in terms of viewing these we advice you to click on the images in order to see their fantastical detail better. for more illustrations from Colin McAllister please visit http://www.snublic.com/ .
GO GIRL POWER...there's something strangely compelling about skateboarding mannequins...in fact it could almost be the spice girls...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mNWYqs-p1Gk
c/o : of our eyes on the ground in pradaland... many thanks for this demonstration you space cadets.
Welcome to President Barack "Mulligan" Obama... artwork c/o Edwin Lue-Shing...
either the two party politics of the USA is doomed because both political parties are in fact backed financially by the same groups of people with the same interests made especially plausible given the margin between election campaign "war chests" and profits in the private sector (the total of obama's campaign "war chest" came in at around $600 million, a not impossible figure for a successful wall street firm to be paying out even annually.!..). this argument is only made stronger when one considers that obama and his PR gurus saw it fit to deceive the public with regards to where his finance came from. they certainly suggested that his finances were mostly derived from small donors (we were led to believe that his financial support came from straw chewing buck toothed never understood politics before he showed them the light types...). by small donors we are talking $200 and less. however, now that, post election, his financial backing has become a little clearer it appears that only 26% of his financial backers donated $200 or less; compared with 25% of the former President Bush's support in 2004. This can only leave us wondering as to why the whole deliberate and highly tuned sharade of deception (with regards to his fincancial support) took place at all. the obvious answer is : to deceive the audience and present a false image of the man in order to help him become the president elect. well, barack "mulligan" obama, even those in this school of thought will no doubt want to be believing your strong words about change though you seem to have got off on the wrong foot by deceiving your voters right from the start.
so we come to the second school of thought. barack is the next best thing to jesus and is a triumph for the civil rights movement (this is hard to deny given that the blacks in the USA - land of freedom... - were only given the vote after the violent struggles of the 1960s and before).
and to his credit obama hasn't overtly used his colour to divert attention (though he refered to it repeatedly in his inauguration speech) from the real issues. For this we should credit him.
so, we wait barack "mulligan" obama, to see whether you will be a president we'd like to do again...
so here are the written words that accompany the image (above) sent to us by Edwin Leu-Shing : "Well as they say a "picture can say a thousand words”, what can be said about Mr:Obama that hasn’t already been said? Well what led me to paint his portrait was he simply inspired me! When I heard him speak it was like he was speaking directly to me (this I believe this is his secret to him winning), there was something sincere and heartfelt in what he had to say as well as giving hope to the disaffected and hopeless of the world. And the other thing about him being mixed race, being half and half and not been black (this being said by black people than white, that’s personally speaking!).Well being mixed race myself, I believe he has a unique perspective of being from a mixed background as he can see both sides of the fence. He reminded me of a mix of Martin Luther King Jr. and a JFK in his deliveries of speeches and presentations. His visit to Berlin was a sign that Europe, NO the rest of world is ready for a change! I try to capture his essence and power of an leader speaking to the Janitor,housewife,factory owner,office worker, student and to the C.e.o’s of the world, saying what ever we need and want ,we can get there as united people of the world…….Yes we can! "
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For Barack Obama, c/o : Cocoa Tea...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxn9jhypHfo .
(also if that got your attention, the editorial staff at gonzo media can further suggest that you see cocoa tea's cautionary theme tune for phaedophiles, "18 and over" ... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dqRQBBcpLzU&feature=related . )
the big lebowski... the short version... (a lesson in script writing c/o the Cohen brothers)
linked to the following post on gonzo media archives.,
http://gonzotext.blogspot.com/2009/01/f-word-co-hst.html (educational material).diary of an unborn writer #14. c/o : Si Arjuna.
I couldn't have known a meltdown would be so joyful. I love it. Pillars and monuments of tumbling. Dare we breathe to consider them in freefall?
Absolutely should.
Helps you enjoy the scrabbling, the laughable noise out of every politicians welping mouth that they know what they're doing. How seriously they can knot their brow this time when the worst case scenario grew a cousin that stank and heaved and hurled worse than its relative.
Dear times. Good times. Rollercoaster reasoning is required. So please read and follow carefully.
It's not that we're in a new world, just that our uncertainty is now cripplingly exposed, I heard a sage say recently .
The stock market, credit and bank collapse is irresolvable precisely because it is a systemic shift in the way people use and understand money.
There's been a sleeper sickness threatening unbridled capitalism for a long time. In the rush to manipulate the consumer the Big Boys gave usa lot of freedom, make them think they were making the decisions all the while mocking the perceived freedom with new brands and banana stands, more complex and absurd manipulations of What We value and What Is True.
The Spectacular Society had set in and thinking folk decried the sleep walk towards inauthenticity that humanity seemed destined to take.
Sorry was taking and just at saturation point opened up it's cruel devices and deception to the 17/20ths of the global population who hitherto thought they were missing out on the party.~~~Can we talk in this way about such serious macroendokaledeidoscopic issues?
Doesn't miss the gravity, this hap-clappy narrative, spilling its theorems in irresponsible fashion?
Might not someone get hurt?~~~But the free-walking people in their slumber began to wake up and breathed God Damn It!They remembered those far off coloured days - the 60s - that thing their parents talked about and completely forgot about - apart from at $240 occasions when they got to see the Rolling Stones and remembered, smugly, what good times they had had.
Dear people, the lost began to find themselves! They shoehorned their choices towards wooly jumpers, vinyl recordings of Django Reinhardt and sang the songs of sweet freedom in appartment huddles in the manner of their forefathers all the while stepping the line of happy oppression. So unknowing but now beginning to know.
More importantly (seriously now) they began to buy organic food and fair trade clothes. Fig leaves in their significance but vital signs of the silent shift going on underneath.The consumer had grown up, started tying their purchases to the concerns of people and planet and damn it, the workers started waking up too.But not in a romantic revolutionary way.
Silently. Quiet steps and unspeaking. Making choices so loud The Banana Farmers had to listen.And here it starts coming together.
The workers with their choices were fleeing the Big Boys Without Morals forcing the Big Boys to change, far more substantially than many of The Shouting Young Bretheren of the Outside dared admit.But how to turn back to authenticity in a system designed to perpetuate illusion? The Magpie Greedy Cathedral Bankers forcing us to look up, up and away from dear Mother Earth and out to the ever widening sky, that could not be filled, only polluted with wilder imaginations about how the Flying Trough Eaters could be decieved into flying a little higher, a little more uncertainly and more reliant on The Great Cathedral Builders to guide them safely home (which, by the way, they'd long forgotten, so successfully had the Greedy Magpie Cathedral Builders carried out their work)*
Answer to the question way at the beginning of the previois paragraph: you can't!
So hallowed had the Cathedral Halls become and so well tended to perform their purpose that they could not permit suggestion of the outside - an Untainted Earth or Unpolluted Sky. The Cathedral was designed to cater for both, give no hint that the others could be true.
But some had discovered and it was only a matter of time before the corridors began to shatter.
And they're shattering now, even as their hymns are most shrilly being sung.You see now how the 'Crisis' cannot be understood in current academic terms?
Because the folk who wrote the rulebook never lifted their heads from the pew bench and realised what they were praying about, praying for.
The confusion's becoming unsewn.And thank Fuck for that.It'll come back again, settle amid the chaos again. Fall in furrows and hallways more suited to our time and custom until those too become obsolete and discarded** through a similarly chaotic chaos.
The time we're brewing up is not the conclusion of 400 years of market trade but MILLENIA, Aeons, since the ancient sands of Babylon when Man looked at the Earth and didn;t see a Mother or look at brother and didn't see his own frality gloried before him.We forgot.But what bliss to remember.*
Sorry by the way for the mixed up terminology. I am trying so hard to be academic.** Schumpeter, by the way, when describing Creative Destruction was mis-taken for sermonising on the prayer of capitalism. He was referring to none other than the failing of static concepts in ever-shifting time sands. Clever man.
to see more : http://doauw.blogspot.com/2009/01/diary-of-unborn-writer-14.html
The Perenial Summer - the only cocktail thats guaranteed to make you feel "cubist"...... c/o L.W.R... (little white rhaj...)
the perenial summer...
Ingredients :
50 ml . Dark Rum.
6 - 8 Red Grapes.
1 teaspoon Brown Sugar.
1/2 Fresh Lime.
8 Good Leaves of Fresh Mint.
Generous Splash of Apple Juice.
Method :
Muddle the grapes, fresh mint leaves and brown sugar in the base of mixer. Once muddled squeeze one half of fresh lime into mixer. Add a good splash of Apple Juice. Add a double shot of dark rum. Shake with ice cubes. Strain into Martini glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with slice of Lime and Mint Leaves.
(For a Tall perenial summer add soda water...)
Instructions for Use :
Repeat Process until you feel "cubist" ...
Enjoy.
You heard it here first... c/o : the Little White Rhaj...
naughty jazz fun., c/o : tori amos...
and it seems only fair to add this beauty : http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=adJ_Ptg4chU
love it or leave it.
notes on the poet's heart.
the poet practises a secret art, hidden deep within his groins, a world of lucid dreams and magical spells cast to no one but himself and that last final patron his friend in those long nights on empty streets the moon; and she, that moon, moves every drop of blood in him as she swings about on her orbits of the skies, transfixes his eyes to stare bleary drunk the whole world disposed to every word that he springs from the well of the soul out to the silent unhearing air but what can it matter if noone hears or he never writes down those lines that have his spine all a singing and all a tingle-jangling self obsessed half the time and cold stinging sober longing for the release of her giant orbit all the rest...
the poet speaks in codes and encriptions, and always i'm sure in his deepest confessions fears nothing more than the breaking of that code, for what use could his encription machine be then if its meanings and noise were ringing loud down those peaceful moonlit streets cluttered up in the bars and dukeboxes and whores and lepars of society... what use would it all be then?
sad truth dear poet it would be a great use and the world would rock happier on the tragedies of life's seas for knowing the mystic language you yourself taught your pen to speak, but for you it would be over, for you only death awaits now, only release into the orbits of invisible sky.
The 2nd Intallment of the Cumcumber Man., c/o : Grant Oddoye.
Right at their most intimate moment a swarthy little man approached. One might presume that his eccentric eyes and bucktoothed grin might make him ugly, but they did not. They only added to his presence and mystique. His disheveled hair flowed, quite neatly, around the contours of his face, and with a slight stoop and hunch, he began his discourse. “Does the good Sir or Lady require any hot beverages?” he bellowed – the tone of his voice akin to that of a mating bullfrog.
“No” the lady replied, the sternness in her voice quite evident and eminently commanding “but I would like a cucumber sandwich.”
“No cucumber here m’ lady I’m afraid, but we do have some lovely smoked sausage sandwiches, perhaps a little smoked salmon if the lady would care for something a bit lighter on the palate and…”
“Enough!” the mullet laden gentleman proclaimed, slamming his palm down vigorously on the banister “there will be no talk of smoked sausage in this house!”
“Very good Sir” the swarthy butler replied, staggering slightly from his obvious inebriation “the good Sir hath spoken” and with that he about turned and waddled on his merry way, quite unaware of the gentleman’s state of agitation.
A small can of hairspray was now dancing around the distinguished gentleman’s head, furnishing his quasi-autonomous Jeri curl with lashings of nourishing goodness, and the lady was now fidgeting with her handbag strap. She was trying to hide her heightened state of arousal; it was the rampant sheen of it. That magnificent mane of stately prowess and honor engulfed her – it overwhelmed her. She could hold onto her confession no longer as she stated “I know now why they call you El Cucumber Grande…” to be continued
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The cool moonlight now shone into the half-lit room, illuminating the figures and paraphernalia alike – it’s presence at once cold and distant, full of knowledge. The gentleman proceeded to step back from the banister and to slump into a nearby armchair, causing the surrounding candles to flicker and the floorboards to reverberate. The lady slowly stirred her drink, the ice cubes tinkling gently against the glass. She moved gracefully towards the window and stopped suddenly, gazing out into the expansive night sky.
“I wonder where it all began, and where it all ends” she said softly, her tone now eerie and wistful “but I don’t suppose we’ll ever know”, and with that she stared into the darkness, her dress brushing lightly against the windowsill. “A man once told me that what lies beyond the stars is locked deep within our imagination, if only we care to look…”
“I too met that man” a muted voice echoed from the armchair “but he not only told me… he showed me.”
The candles flickered out. A great coldness descended upon the room, and time seemed to stand still. The man’s eyes closed shut, and as they did his mind became both open and translucent – the membrane between his consciousness and the vast unknown removed. A dark tunnel through the fabric of space and time curved right and forwards, following his mind’s eye, decorated with mystical colors and a spider’s web of light. The subtle music of the universe played to guide his path through his dreams, all the while the destination undetermined and unimportant. He could make out the woman’s voice faintly in the distance, and a spiral staircase pointing downwards and backwards. He followed his vision onwards in perpetual motion, his current dimension simultaneously contracting and expanding. A pulsating neutron star caught his attention, and the rhythm of it’s radiation awoke him.
“I know now what I must do” he stated “I must go back” to be continued
NEWS FLASH : ITS OFFICIAL, IGGY POP IS DEAD IN THE WATER.
bukowski on poetry...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r1e5Jeh2Fk0
on people., "the further away i am from the human race the better i feel... i don't like their roses..."
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MHRcKjvX1xE&feature=related
what is there to say about the man?...
well, i think that we would like to think of the man as being a tortured soul, but i doubt he really was. more likely it was the rest of us that he too often tortured with a truth that we didn't always want to hear...
long live the words of charles bukowski.